Recommendation: use median 42 minutes as the typical valid-ticket experience and P90 240 minutes as the slow-tail service measure. Report mean 88 minutes separately for expected response-delay workload; it is not the “typical” experience in this right-skewed distribution. P95 and maximum are diagnostic context, not the primary score.
Excel with Table Tickets and Valid flag: =MEDIAN(FILTER(Tickets[ResponseMinutes],Tickets[Valid]=TRUE)); =PERCENTILE.INC(FILTER(Tickets[ResponseMinutes],Tickets[Valid]=TRUE),0.9); =AVERAGE(FILTER(Tickets[ResponseMinutes],Tickets[Valid]=TRUE)). Valid n should be 12,190 only if all 210 missing are the sole nonvalid responses after the 14 negatives were already removed from the 12,400 eligible definition; confirm the count lineage because the wording could instead imply 12,176. Reconcile eligible = valid response + logging missing + closed-before-response + quarantined status according to mutually exclusive definitions.
Group policy: calculate median, P90, mean, valid n, missing n, and target result from raw Priority and Standard rows separately; never average their medians or P90s. Priority P90 is compared with 60 and Standard with 300. With n=620, P90 is reportable; still show its observed value and do not substitute the overall 240.
Interpretation: “Among tickets with a valid recorded response, half received a first human response within 42 minutes and 90% within 240 minutes. The average was 88 minutes because a smaller set of verified long waits pulls it upward. Two hundred ten eligible tickets lack response time, so the distribution may not describe them.” Sensitivity: show all verified extremes and a diagnostic view excluding incident-tagged tickets, but do not replace the official metric without policy approval.